To the tune of "Up on the House Top"
"Up at the (your family name)' no ones home,
that is why we can't answer the phone.
Leave us a message say it loud and clear
We'll call back when we get here.
HO HO HO, please don't go,
HO HO HO without letting us know.
Just leave your name at the sound of the tone
we'll call you back when we get home.